Life in a major First World nation, part 237
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Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.
Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice.
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice.
Q: WHY IS YOUR SERVICE LIMITED TO MEN FROM AMERICA?
A: We need to be able to follow up on the satisfaction of our customers, which is too difficult to do in foreign countries.
A: We need to be able to follow up on the satisfaction of our customers, which is too difficult to do in foreign countries.
I’m laughing. No, wait… I’m crying. Actually, I just can’t tell any more. Please let this site be real and not a parody!
February 16th, 2008 at 1:24 am
The Testimonials page had me doing that Internet ROFL thing, possibly the LMAO variation.
Priceless.
February 16th, 2008 at 8:18 am
as ever with the obscure corners of the web, how in hells name did you stum ble upon that site?