I, for one, welcome our new all-seeing rock overlords

January 23rd, 2006 No Comments »

From the BBC… “… British agents retrieving data from a fake rock planted on a Moscow street”

Now, I can’t claim to be an expert on espionage, but doesn’t this seem to be rather an unreliable approach to learning state secrets and all that stuff? Some hapless foreign office translator is going to be working through pages and pages of transcriptions of the sort of drivel most of us speak when walking down the street.

And of course, somewhere in the middle of all those recordings, there’ll be that needle in the haystack: “Well, as I heard when I went to the meeting at Gazprom last week, their stake in RosUkrEnergo… oh look, there’s that new pizza place. Let’s go for lunch…” [sound of hastily departing footsteps]

lol!!!1!! ur spam skillz0rs are like so not 1337, d00d

November 25th, 2005 No Comments »

For some reason, the standard spam filter in my email program has been fooled on several occasions today. First, there were around 20 instances of a Viagra/Cialis advert, poorly disguised as an undelivered mail. Then came 25 instances of the W32/Sober-Z worm, purportedly from the Home Office. Blunkett’s last revenge, perhaps?

And now, I’ve just received what appeared to be one of the lamest phishing attempts I’ve seen…

From: Mail@fbi.gov
To: XPost@spaghetti-factory.co.uk
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 14:48:48 GMT
Subject: Your IP was logged

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000

Now, this probably indicates that I’m the most horrendous pedant, but the first thing I noticed was the grammatical error… “The list of questions are attached”.

The attachment, in case you wondered, is just the old W32/Sober-Z worm again. Send as many as you like… can’t hurt my Mac one bit!